AT WORK You spend most of your time in a 6×8 cubicle.
IN PRISON You get three meals a day for free.
AT WORK You get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.
IN PRISON You get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK You get rewarded for good behavior with more work.
IN PRISON A guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK You must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors by yourself.
IN PRISON You can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK You get fi red for watching TV and playing games.
IN PRISON All expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work required.
AT WORK You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from
your salary to pay for prisoners.
IN PRISON You have unlimited time to read E-mail jokes.
AT WORK You get fi red if you get caught.
NOW GET BACK TO WORK!