He Wants More Cake
Little Tommy came home from school with a black eye. “What have you been up to?” asked his mother.
“I’ve been fighting Billy,” the boy confessed.
“Well, tomorrow morning take him some cake and make friends,” his mother told him.
Tommy did so, but the following afternoon he came home with the other eye blacked.
“Good heavens!” exploded his mother, “Who did that?”
“Billy did,” said Tommy. “He wants more cake.”